Guildenstern playing the recorder, what a laugh...

Mood: Slightly crazed
Song of the Day: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Mary Poppins

Well, needless to say, everyone left before the play was over. There went our night's fun, eh? But, Hamlet called to us to follow him. Now was our chance to really get some good information. Ah, but his endless CRAZINESS! He spoke no sense! I mean, Guildenstern and a recorder...ha!-Hey, don't type that, I was in the spotlight! Yes, yes, we all know, now let's get back to the main plot...

So, Hamlet was all like, "play the recorder, Guildenstern." And, Guildenstern was all like, "No." And, Hamlet was all like, "I do beseech you." And, Guildenstern was all like, "but, I haven't the skill." And, Hamlet was all like, "JUST BLOW IN IT, YOU FOOL." And, Guildenstern was all like...sad, and stuff...

Ha! Ha! He! Ha! Guildenstern was sad!-Ah, Rosencrantz, SHUT IT!

P.S. Rosencrantz is stupid.

P.P.S. Guildenstern cried afterward...

Oh, ho, what a play!

Mood: Flabbergasted
Song of the Day: Destiny's Child, I'm a Survivor

Ah, so we met with the "parents." Our meeting was of little effect, but we did our duty thus far. Thanks to us, they don't think Hamlet's as crazy, well...until the play began...

OH, WE WERE FLABBERGASTED! You should have SEEN our expressions (which were quite hilarious if we do say so ourselves). Ha! What a scene to be held! Good thing we skipped seconds at the dining hall. Hamlet was all like "Ophelia, may I put my head in your legs." "Oh, heavens no, Hamlet, what a bad boy." "What? Did you think I meant to have relations right here and now?" "Uh, um, no-" "Ha! That IS what you thought!"

Oh, what funsies. *Sighs* Then Hamlet began screaming about his self-righteous situation of "oh, my father was murdered, what shall I do?"

Don't get us wrong, we care about Hamlet, but these occurrences are ones to ruin a perfectly good play...

P.S. Apparantly Claudius had something to do with Hamlet's father's death...who knew?

What happens in Denmark, makes Hamlet sad...and, a little insane, and a little odd...and, makes us fairly hungry. Muwhahahaha!!!

Mood: Ready for action!

Song of the Day: Promiscuous, Nelly Furtado

So, we pull up in Denmark, in DENMARK I tell you! And, what? No crowds to applaud our arrival. We dare say, we're not in Winchester anymore...

Anyway, we saw Hamlet, yes...Hamlet. That sorry bag of apples. We tell you, he's NOTHING like he was a few years ago..poor wretch. Last time we saw him...let's just say a monogamous relationship was OUT of the question. *Laughs* Time passes so inadvertently....

Well, we DID attempt to foreword our quest into the apparent abyss of dear Hamlet, but...failed. Damn him and his knowledge of crafty erm, mind...capturing...thoughts............power. Indeed.

Perhaps we'll try again later...

P.S. Hamlet's just a WEE-bit strange in the head since we last saw him...:/